Dear Marmaduke,
I happened to run into Grissald Grissalski today at Cheltenham. Having always vowed that since the incident in Nairobi I would have keep a discreet distance but the opportunity to question him on the connection between the ancient artifacts and this Gunter fellow seemed fortuitous.
Although he had just returned from a commission tutoring the children of the oldest seated royal family in Europe, he was again penniless and living in a run down Jacobean mansion with some wealthy heiress who kept him in food, drink and oil paints. I always remember his Russian – Prussian and Bulgarian lectures on the virtues of turpentine.
Marmaduke, do you remember his single most impressionable advice that he gave to us in our short but heady period under his expert guidance.
“Never judge an artist buy his paintings, but always by the state of his brushes”!
That inspiration has carried me through many a sitting as I curiously fixed my gaze on the side table for days, and then refused to even look at the finished portrait! He was pleased to see me and ventured a conversation in broken English for a change.
“Ah you have to track down this Gunter Schnippe fellow?” He enquired. He relayed some details about a collectors circle he knew of and recommended, by way of tersiary research, through the google almanac he may be listed. I could find no reference to him as a collector. “Damned secretive these Bolshavics!” He replied.
I eventually found some chap by that name listed in a society journal. It turned out to be a fellow famed for his collection of ‘Automata-Sexualle’. If he is the same chap listed under that name, he also apparently composed scores for adult orientated cinema, I dare say the dirty fellow damn well stars in them! I’ll let you know the nature of these events in due course.
As usual, if you do not hear from me by the agreed time – see to the arrangements and publish the photographs in one of those sordid little dailies!
Yours Piers







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